Me: I'm back!
The Internet: *crickets*
Me: Huh. I guess you have to actually have readers already for them to miss you when you're gone. Crap, I did it backwards. Oh well, I'm back from not being here anyway.
Internet: Meh.
Me: *sad face*
Internet: Whatevs.
Me: Bitch.
You called it. The IntraWeb's a total beyotch.
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